ME LIFE!

Apparently dresses with no zippers or side ones are gay because women are independent…..my boyfriends lesson of the day he needs me for his tie XD

Dear Hot Topic,
    normally I love you guys to death but thanks alot assholes for posting the nightmare befor christmas (my FAVORITE movie) “Forever and Always” rings for one night I got super excited because my boyfriend and I’s one year is coming up. Being I never want a different guy besides him I started having a panic attack from joy to get him that for our one year anniversary but nope I CANT NOW BECAUSE ITS NOW OFF YOUR SITE THE NEXT NIGHT WHEN IT WAS NEW YESTERDAY SO THANKS YOU ASSHOLES FOR THE FALSE HOPE!!!!…..meh…………

RAwwrrrrrrr
Sincerely, A PISSED OFF GIRLFRIEND!!!


AND YOU NEED NEW STUFF THATS BETTER….AND CHEAPER………….AND I NEED A JOB KK THANKS XD

School??…this Friday??? with green hair still??? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT fucks! 9_9 let the panic attack beginnnnnnn NEVA! HAHA!! I USE DAWN DISH SOAP AND GO HALF BLONDE!!!…. FOR NOW!!!………….anyway

Dear Sluts in my boyfriends school,

He is taken and will be for forever so go hit on, sit on, smooch on, and grab on another guy kk?? I get a car soon so I will Hunt.You.DOWN.

Sincerely His girlfriend ;)

Hey honey if you just saw your boyfrind today dont bitch all over facebook?? mkay I havent seen mine in 2 weeks and wont until its been a month and just thought I should add I have been with my boyfriend 8 months this is you bazillionth in that time?? so once you can make a boy last lets make it easy lets say a MONTH!! then tell me how bad it is…wait no still dont really care…dont take it personal your just whiny and thats whyyyy WE DONT TALK!!!

Sincerely Pmsing Girlfriend

     I got my belly button pierced like 5 months ago…no longer hahaha in took 40 mins 4 needles and a broken razor clearly as you can see they had NO fucking clue what they were doing and I still have scars becuase all my skin ending up dieing around it lovely I knowww but now its healed. So you better understand I shall describe it allllll in detail so weaklings stop reading here. SO it all started with numbing my belly up but you see I pointed out to them and they said eh about the fact they only numbed where the needle goes in, they didnt exactly CARE AT ALL about when it came out which isnt a problem at a shop…where they have proper tools…and a fucking clue what they are doing. so first needle went half way through and it was okayI worried slightly but thought surely it would break through in a moment…7 mins later I had comepletly changed my mind. It did not move an inch with them pulling and pinching and god knows what else to my skin trying to make it. so THEN they pulled it out said its fine they will use a sharper needle…yeah that ALMOST makes it you could see it was about to break through so again they put all they had into moving it. I would like to point out all during this I made no sound what so ever besides saying I was okay and whispering FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK because I could wake up a 3 year old sleeping in the room by the bathroom I was laying on the floor in COLD floor hahaha. so they took a 3rd needle and connected the needle tips giving it the hole to come through. YAYYYY right?? or your think wtf she said 4 needles yeah there was because the hole was to small for the ring…so THEN they used a forth needle to stretch it they couldnt get the needle out so they tugged and tugged then it popped out and they couldent get the ring in befor it started closing -__- so they broke a razor to cut an X so push it through. what was I doing the whole time?? thinking about the Lion King and my barn. Moral of this fucking long blog GO TO A SHOP AND GET THE 3 MIN PIERCE!! so much faster. I had blood on my stomach and bruising and sking around it got infect from the razor and several times had problems with it and last 10 mins I was shaking and once I was done I shook uncontrolably for 25-30 mins so kids dont be stupid like me kk?